A list of very ridiculous questions.and answers

1. Real name : Hannah Laurel (insert name no one can pronounce here)
2. Nickname(s) : Commonly "Han". Sometimes "Hollywood", "Hotshot", "Haner", "Banana", etc.
3. Fav. color : The rainbow plus black. And brown. Minus the icky dusty blue.
4. Male or female : I'm actually a dude. Yeah, I was surprised, too.
5. Elementary School : home schooled
6. Middle School : home schooled
7. High School : Home schooled
 8. College : LCSC, UI, UB (UN).
 9. Hair Color : Brown (to keep it simple)
11. Sweats or Jeans : Preferably neither, but America isn't very open-minded about public scanty-ness.
12. Phone or Camera :... how are these two technologies even comparable?
 13. Health freak : I like to pretend I am. I basically try to be healthy so I don't die sooner than I have to. There's a lot of wiggle room in that philosophy.
14. Orange or Apple : Oranges.
15. Do you have a crush on someone : Crushes are for tweenies and people who don't grow up and address their feelings. It's a tepid way to love. And love should never be tepid.
16. Eat or Drink : I'd rather have water than food most times. I can take being hungry. I HATE being thirsty.
17. Piercings : Used to have one. It got infected and it was super gross: therefore, no more piercings.
18. Pepsi or Coke : What a dumb question.
 HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in an airplane : No, I can fly. No need for airplanes.
20. Been in a relationship : Yup.
21. Been in a car accident : yes.
22. Been in a fist fight : Yeah... a couple. Not very fun. Makes me all shaky. Fights do that in general, though.
 23. First piercing : "Helix" in my upper ear cartilage.
24. Best friend : My dad, probably.
25. First award : I don't remember.
 26. First crush : Hahaa-- Walt Disney's nephew. The guy who spoke at the beginning of the Snow White and the 7 Dwarves video tape we had.
 27. First word: "Eh", probably
29. Last person you talked to: My sister
30. Last person you texted: My boyfriend
31. Last person you watched a movie with : My sister
32. Last food you ate : An egg (YUMMM)
33. Last movie you watched : Black Beauty (part of it, anyway... I can't sit through more than 10 minutes of it)
35. Last thing you bought : LOTS OF MUSIC
36. Last person you hugged : My sis
FAVE:
37. Food : All kinds of Stew. And salmon.
 38. Drink : Lemonade
39. Bottoms : Dancing ones.
40. Flower : ALL OF THEM. How can anyone choose?!
 41. Animal : Frogs/turtles/snakes. I love reptiles.
42.Color : See Stupid Question #3
 43. Movie: Beauty and the Beast
 44. Subject : I love talking about politics, asking questions about people's religious beliefs, and basically picking peoples brains. I love picking people's brains. I like it when people pick mine, too.
HAVE YOU EVER: (Put an X in the brackets if yes)
45. [x] fallen in love with someone.
46. [x] celebrated Halloween
47. [x] had your heart broken.
 48. [x] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.
49. [x] had someone like you
51. [] got pregnant.
 52. [] had an abortion.
53. [x] did something I regret.
54. [x] broke a promise.
55. [x] hid a secret. (what else do you do with a secret?)
 56. [x] pretended to be happy.
 57. [x] met someone who changed your life.
58. [] pretended to be sick. (who cares?)
59. [x] left the country.
60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
61. [] cried over the silliest thing. (I never cry over silly things. If I'm crying, it isn't silly. Not to me, anyway.)
 62. [x] ran a mile.
63. [x] went to the beach with your best friend. (so much fun!)
64. [x] got into an argument with your friends. (pretty regularly)
65. [] disliked someone. (I dislike how people behave or treat me. I don't really dislike anyone seriously. Except Hitler.)
66. [] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend (what?)
 CURRENTLY:
67. Eating : My dead skin cells from my mouth. And lots of bacteria at the back of my throat. Yum.
68. Drinking : Drinking the AWESOME sounds of David Bowie!
69. Listening : David Bowie- Magic Dance
70. Sitting/Laying : On the couch... sofa? what's the difference between a couch and sofa? Is there one?
71. Plans for today: Work, see my boyfriend! repossess my umbrella... other stuff.
72. Waiting for : time.
YOUR FUTURE:
73. Want kids : Yeah, in a general way.
74. Want to get married : When it's right.
75. Career: theatre designer/ radio person/ the most awesome person I can be.
76. Lips or eyes : "The eyes are the surveyor of the heart"
77. Shorter or Taller : Most people are taller than me, so this is kind of a moot point.
78. Romantic or spontaneous : They should be the same thing.
81. Hook-up or relationship : Hook-ups are fun. But relationships are fun AND nice.
82. Looks or personality: personality
 HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts : Nope. Hopefully my eyes stay in good condition.
84. Snuck out of a house : Why would I sneak? I have a key.
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense : No.
 86. Killed somebody : Like I would really admit I murdered someone. NO! I mean I've never killed anyone.
 87. Broken someone's heart : Probably. Hearts are easy to break.
88. Been in love : REDUNDANT
89. Cried when someone died : Of course. Sometimes I cry when people don't die, too.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself : I believe in my potential.
91. Miracles : More like really AMAZING things happening for no particular reason, not miracles in the sense of god setting things up. But does that really make it less amazing? The answer is no.
92. Love at first sight : Yeah. There's all kinds of love. I have definitely loved some of my friends the first times I saw them. It helps to love people at first sight when they're doing something really awesome or kind or totally being themselves.
93. Heaven : Not really, no. I think heaven is already on Earth, we just don't always see it. I don't think it's exclusively accessible after death.
94. Santa Clause : no
95. Aliens : YES. The probability is in life's favor.
 96. Ghosts : Yeah.
TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now : Yes. Always. But I like being by myself just fine, too.
98. Do you know who your real friends are : I always assume people are my friends until proven otherwise.
99. Do you believe in God : Not exactly. It depends on which "god" we're talking about. I believe there is a power greater than myself that exists. I believe there is good in the world, and that good is created by people, not god. But people's good actions do have a driving force behind them, and that's what I think is god. I believe he's in people, not externally controlling them. It all depends on how you look at it.